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SATIRICAL NEWS LIVE: University of Denver Names Amoeba as New Mascot

Article by Sherman Abrams Following the legislative changes made last December by the University of Denver’s administration to their campus safety policies, the university’s unofficial mascot, the Denver Boone, is no longer permitted on its campus. Despite criticism of the ban by students and alumni, the administration has doubled down on their inclusive efforts, and plans to open the 2018-19 school year by naming the amoeba as the University’s branding successor. In an open